Mint Condition

It’s minty water.

It’s like taking a swig of water while you’re chewing minty gum, and you accidentally swallow the gum but it’s OK because you have this amazingly refreshing minty/watery taste in your mouth. Only it’s better, because you don’t swallow a soggy piece of gum. And it makes you think of Chris Noth and how hot he looks when he chews gum on Law and Order and how his breath probably tastes of mint and tobacco.

MetroMint offers a tasty something different, perfect for the dehydrated friend who has everything. Flavors include: Spearmint, Pepperment, Cherrymint, Lemonmint, Orangemint, and Chocolatemint.

Six flavor multi-sampler pack, $10 + $5 shipping at MetroMint.com.