Outrageous Fortune Cookie

If we lived in a land of giants, you could give this enormous fortune cookie to a friend and he’d be all, “What’s the big deal about this? It’s not even as big as my thumb. Ho ho ho.” And you’d be all, “I thought only Santa Claus said ‘ho ho ho’” and he’d be all, “No. Giants say it too. It’s the Green Giant’s trademark phrase.” And then, just to be annoying, he’d shout out all the answers while you’re watching Wheel of Fortune, even though he’s wrong most of the time.

Thankfully, we do not live amongst giants–but I am equally thankful to live amongst these really big fortune cookies. I had a chance to taste a small piece of the caramel toffee variety last week, and it was quite tasty. The cookies can be decorated for numerous occasions (thank you, holidays, birthdays, Eat a Cookie day, etc.). And yes, you can include a giant-sized note inside as well.

A little something different than flowers or cake–and something only an obnoxious giant could resist.

$29.99 + shipping at goodfortunes.com (Or call 1-800-644-9474 to order)