Then there’s this awesome Ultimate Pepsi Super Bowl Party Pack! And thanks to Pepsi, one lucky winner will have it in their hands in time for the Super Bowl. To enter to win, leave a comment below and tell us who you are rooting for – Pittsburgh or Arizona? (GO STEELERS! -Ed.)

The Party Pack (valued at $250) contains:

• 1 football
• 1 beverage pail
• 1 snack helmet
• 2 key chains
• 2 hats
• 2 t-shirts
• 5 Pepsi 24 pack coupons
• 5 Frito Lay coupons

This sweepstakes is now ended. The winner will be announced shortly.

Imagine it’s Christmas Eve, and you’re on your way to a big family dinner, but you’ve been too busy to buy presents because you’re a neurobiologist at Columbia and you’ve been studying proton transfers in the frontal lobe all week. (OK, so maybe there was a little too much back story.) You have an hour to shop. Go. (To kill two birds with one stone, I’ve selected items that are also available on Amazon.com, where you can order through today and still use free super-saver shipping to get your items by December 24.)

1. For Mom, Sis, Cousin Barbara, Unnamed woman with parched hands. . . pamper ‘em all with items from Burt’s Bees — this particular hand care set includes lemon-butter cuticle cream, almond-milk beeswax hand cream, a pair of restorative treatment gloves and a mini-book about hand care. Bees not included, which is good, ’cause, you know, they sting, and honey is sticky, and live bees just don’t make good gifts. ($8.95)

2. For Dad, Aunt Carol, that dude who always has corn in his teeth. . . the Oral B Triumph 9900 Toothbrush with Smart Guide (SRP: $149.99 Amazon:$104.99). This toothbrush eats other toothbrushes for dinner–then brushes its teeth with itself. If Dale Earnhardt Jr. drove a toothbrush instead of a race car, he’d be driving this toothbrush. We’re talking 40,000 in-and-out pulsations a minute. A remote display that shows you how long to brush in each quadrant of your mouth. A sensor to tell you when you’re brushing too hard. And you thought it couldn’t get any better than mint-flavored floss.

3. For anyone who ever gets cold: college students, parents, siblings, grand uncles, misplaced warm-weather penguins. . . Meet the plush throw blanket, my friends. As ubiquitous as it is useful–who doesn’t want an extra blankie to cuddle up with on the couch? Target has them. So does KMart, Kohl’s, Walmart, Macy’s, Bed Bath and Beyond, and just about every other store. In fact, if Gimbel’s hadn’t gone out of business in 1987, they’d be world renowned for their plush throw blankets. I love my Pinzon Microtec Throw from Amazon ($9.99). But you can’t have it. Buy your own!

4. For the young ones, consider some board games. Now, at first they’ll be confused and try to stuff those little Monopoly houses into their Wii consoles. And don’t be surprised if a 3-year-old loses at Chutes and Ladders and calls it an “epic fail.” But nonetheless, this is a great time to introduce your kids (or someone else’s) to games that require no batteries, chargers, or fake guitars, and that can be played over and over again. Games like Cranium Cadoo ($9.99) encourage friendly competition and creative play.

So I’m finally at the register, ready to buy my generic cough medicine and what is now $4,000 worth of gifts for my imaginary neurobiologist to give her imaginary family. One thing that’s not imaginary: The clock. It’s ticking–one week of shopping left!

2. Sock Monkey Slippers ($14.99, Target)

3. Gift Box of 10 Sock Monkey Cards ($25 at Etsy)
Choose from the SockMonkeyCards store’s numerous designs. (If the gift box isn’t available, contact the seller–they will likely relist it for you.)

4. Sock Monkey Dreams: Daily Life at the Red Heel Monkey Shelter ($10.17, Amazon)
Humorous account of the life and times of various sock monkey characters

5. Original Sock Monkey Toy ($14.99 at ThinkGeek)

Be sure to check out the rest of our Gift Lists.

1. Xbox 360 Cooling Station ($29.99)
For avid gamers who never give their system a break, this cooling station will keep your console properly ventilated. And it glows a really cool green color.

2. Rock Throne Drum Stool ($29.99)
For the Rock Band or Guitar Hero superstar in your life, this drum stool will keep them jamming in comfort. Also consider the Rock Band Drum Silencers ($19.99) because that tap-tap-tapping can get kinda annoying.

3. Boompod Audio Chair (on sale now at Target for $35.00)
This gaming chair has a “rounded bottom for multi-directional tilt” and ports to plug in your gaming system and/or iPod / mp3 player / CD player. It’s kinda like sitting on an exercise ball – work on your balance and your abs while you game!

4. If you have a female gamer on your gift list, head over to Jinx for a large selection of gaming-themed T-shirts. There’s also a great selection of T’s for men, as well as keychains, stickers, hats, and even, um, panties.

5. Etsy also has a number of gamer-themed gifts. Check out some of these stocking-stuffers:

• For the old-timer, Space Invaders Fridge Magnets ($9.99)
• Playstation 3 Controller Tree Ornament ($25.00)
• Xbox 360 Necklace ($15.00)

Of course, you can always just get a game for your gamer. And we’ve got two to give away! Two lucky commenters will win Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals for Nintendo DS. Just leave a comment below. If you want 2 extra entries, subscribe to our RSS feed – and be sure to let us know in your comment that you subscribed!

This contest is now closed.

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Because, let’s face it, people. Most of us are slobs. Muffin-loving slobs. Muffin-loving, Internet-surfing slobs. Now, give your muffin-loving slobby friend a USB keyboard vac. You plug it directly into your laptop, making it portable, practical, and perfect for stuffing into stockings. And also, for removing stuffing from in between the keys on your keyboard.

Dear Present Professor, I am an Army spouse who has a few young soldiers from my husbands unit which I have adopted for the next 12 months as they have currently re-deployed. Because I have gone through 3 deployments now, I pretty much have a handle on what deployed soldiers enjoy and what not to get BUT after 3 deployments I am a little stuck on gift ideas this year. Most of them have their laptops with them so I am wondering what gift ideas you may have as far as technology goes. Because of the heat and sand, protecting their computer is a priority or even their cell phones. Yes, they have phone down there now… War has changed,huh? Any help you can give is greatly appreciated. Because they are in an area where they can only bathe every so often, bath stuff isn’t even feasible One of my adoptees is female. Thanks for your guidance.

Hi, Sarah! What a wonderful thing to do for the troops!

I love this little USB-powered mini-keyboard vacuum. It’s just $5 and uses the power from the computer itself to vacuum out the little bits of sand and dust that inevitably get into their technostuff.

I’d also suggest sending some fun ’80s DVDs for the soldiers to enjoy. A few months ago, a friend of a friend lamented that his young soldiers had never seen the likes of Goonies, Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club, Gremlins, or Ghostbusters. These are all fun flix — perfect for a little relaxation in a decidedly unrelaxed environment.

The coffee brews directly into a travel mug, perfect for those 8:30 classes. Add a pound of coffee to sweeten the deal.

By the way, hearing the term “Brew and Go” totally makes me think of The Sound of Music. You know, in Edelweiss, when Captain Von Trapp sings, “Blossom of snow, may you brew and go? Brew and go forever.” Oh, wait. That was “bloom and grow.” Live and learn. And do click on that Sound of Music link to watch a YouTube video of John Denver and Julie Andrews in a rare duet.

2. iPod Shuffle, $50

Yes, they may already have a bigger, prettier iPod. But these lil’ guys are great for working out and traveling.

3. Darts! Calendar 2009, $10.19

With magnetic darts and 12 different boards (one for each month, see?).

4. The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2008 , $11.20

Collection of news stories, fiction, police blotters, and more hidden gems of writing.

5. Pail of 6 Christmas chocolate-covered fortune cookies, $12.50

Non-Christmas options also available.

Choose from shave kit (shave creme, face wash, and lotion + mini body kit and travel bag, in Signature Mint scent) or body kit (body wash, cleansing body bar, and lotion + mini shave kit and travel bag, in Cedarwood scent), $10 at Every Man Jack. Available for a limited time in Target stores.